− 伦德尔 Rendle ...
Hey $p, Why'd you write us a letter? We're right here in Sinfall. Cudgelface don't read so good. Just stop by and say hi next time. Rendle
嘿，$p， 你怎么会想着给我们写信的?我们就在堕罪堡呀。 棍脸不太识字，你下次过来打个招呼就行了。
——伦德尔
Hey $p, This what it feels like be a fancy noble, gettin' letters all the time? Not sure I like it. Talkin's easier and I'm a lot better at it. You see the fancy calligraphy I did on your name at the top? Took too long, so I stopped after that. But it looks great, yeah? Anyway, gotta run. How do dem fancy fangs end letters? Probably some big swirly calligraphy, right? (The rest of the page is covered in excessively large swirls.)
嘿，$p， 书信一封接着一封，这就是成为华丽贵族的感觉吗? 我也说不清自己是否喜欢，说话更方便，而且我也更擅长。 你看到我在你名字旁边写下的精美字体了吧? 这花了我好久，以后还是算了。但看起来还是很棒吧? 不管怎么样，我还有事，那些精致的尖牙贵族是怎么结尾的来着? 花哨的螺旋连笔签名，对吧?
(书信的其余部分都是超大的螺旋笔画。)
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